Jared Padalecki is taller than Dan Howell.
Dan Howell is taller than Phil Lester.
Phil Lester is taller than Jensen Ackles.
Jensen Ackles is taller than Benedict Cumberbatch.
Benedict Cumberbatch is taller than Misha Collins.
Misha Collins is taller than Martin Freeman.
Just putting things in perspective.
this fucked me up
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
*waves hands helplessly* kelvin
"They’re only fictional characters"
That’s it. That’s tumblr.
this is surprisingly accurate
Imagine your icon realizing they are in love with you with the same expression they have in your icon.
do u ever feel like u need to break up with someone but as a friend
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak
#dont even get me started on bikini waxing
the real question is how do superheroes not call each other by their real names on a mission i mean i’d be like hey bruce i mEAN BATMAN
will you marry me = a marriage proposal
will, you, Mary, me = a foursome proposal
Will you, Mary me = Cavewoman Mary helps Will recover from his Amnesia
Will, you marry me. = Will’s time-traveling partner
And people keep trying to tell me that punctuation isn’t important